“I was like, ‘Don’t worry I’ve got a spare.’ They were like, ‘Who brings a spare suit?’ Someone who rips a lot of trousers brings a spare suit.
“Zara had a 30th birthday, it was a disco 70s themed one, I was dancing on the dance floor, I had flares on, full outfit but it was quite tight, nothing ever fits a rugby player’s bum and legs.
“So I was dancing with my mother-in-law and I did a sl*t drop in front of my mother-in-law.
“I ripped my trousers, straight in front of her. It happened to be that the boxers that I had on at that time said, ‘Nibble my Nuts.’
“As I’ve turned round, she’s gone, ‘I’d rather not.’ I’ve gone, ‘I’m going’ and walked off.”
