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Jessica Simpson risked a wardrobe malfunction while commanding attention at the world premiere of her new TV show All's Fair in West Hollywood, CA on Thursday.
The early aughts pop star probably used lubricant to slide her slim 5ft2in frame into the daringly low-cut, black latex dress.
Jessica paired her rubber fetish-wear with matching stiletto heels and an excess of glittery rings, rhinestone chokers, and chain necklaces selected by her stylist Natalie Saidi.
One necklace, featuring a curving tail-shaped pendant, was specifically adorned to draw a person's eyes to the center of Simpson's bosom.
The blonde Texan styled her signature flaxen locks into a retro sixties bouffant for the event inside the DGA Theater.
Jessica - who easily defied her 45 years - overlined and glossed up her suspiciously-plump pout, which she paired with a smoky eye.
Back in 2019, Simpson famously shed 100lbs of baby weight off her 240lb frame in six months with help from fitness trainer Harley Pasternak.
And if she kept on the straight and narrow, the Jessica Simpson Collection founder should be celebrating eight years of sobriety on November 1.
Special effects wizard Chris Lyons reportedly spent 'eight hours' applying prosthetic makeup on to Jessica for her 'very crazy role' in the Ryan Murphy legal drama, which premieres November 4 on Hulu.
Kim Kardashian, Naomi Watts, Niecy Nash, Teyana Taylor, Sarah Paulson, Glenn Close, Matthew Noszka, Elizabeth Berkley, Ed O'Neill, Judith Light, and Brooke Shields will also appear in All's Fair.
Simpson previously flexed her acting chops in movies like Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008), Blonde Ambition (2007), Employee of the Month (2006), and The Dukes of Hazzard (2005).
The Savage singer has also acted in episodes of UPN reboot The Twilight Zone, Fox sitcom That '70s Show, HBO drama Entourage, and Fox animated sitcom Duncanville.
Jessica is next scheduled to perform at PH Live inside Planet Hollywood Las Vegas Resort & Casino in Nevada on November 8.
Simpson will likely bring along her three children - daughter Maxwell, 13; son Ace, 12; and daughter Birdie, 6 - since they've never seen her sing onstage.
'I'm very excited about that one, so maybe my kids can come to that one,' the Hopeless Romance belter said on Jennifer Hudson Show on October 1.
'The kids are very proud of me. They've supported me since I started going out to Nashville. They knew I was following my dreams and they saw how happy like it made me and how much peace it gave me.'
Jessica legally separated from her second husband Eric Johnson in January after a decade of marriage, and she also put her $11.5M seven-bedroom Hidden Hills marital mansion on the real estate market for $17.9M.
The 46-year-old retired NFL tight end was still technically married to former pole-dancing instructor Keri D'Angelo when he originally met Simpson through a mutual friend at her May 2010 house party, and he finalized his divorce just five months later.
The Walmart collaborator has been hard at work promoting her album Nashville Canyon: Pt 2, which dropped last month.
Jessica - who gets 640K monthly listeners on Spotify - first found fame with her three-octave soprano pipes followed by her quirky demeanor on MTV reality show Newlyweds (2003-2005) with first ex-husband Nick Lachey.